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SPAM gets its name from 'spiced ham'.

A sheep cannot get up from laying on its back.

To get the same amount of zinc found in 3 oz. of beef, you would have to consume five 8 oz. glasses of milk and three 4 oz. cans of tuna.

Dingley Dell at the Tower of London.

Five Beefeaters and a Dingley Dell Pig at the White Tower, in the Tower of London, image courtesy of Fabulous BBQ.
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Happy contented pigs make delicious pork cuts.
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A pig's squeal can be as loud as 115 decibels, 3 decibels louder than a supersonic airliner.

For a too-salty ham, partially bake it and drain all the juices. Pour a small bottle of ginger ale over it and let it bake until done.

Goats' eyes have rectangular pupils.